The picture above will make sense soon enough. It's my sister and I at one of those old timey photo things way back in 2001. As you can see, my hair was really long. And if you didn't know, I had hair down to my bum for 20 years. Cut it to the shoulder last year and then finally went short back in May. Being part Filipino with super long hair, people often thought I was of Native American heritage. Racist whiteys!
About 6 years ago at Thanksgiving, my sister and I were at the Caesar's Palace buffet in Atlantic City. I thought I'd have a little fun. My hair was down and we were in line for food. Some Caesar's Palace workers were saying "Happy Thanksgiving" to everyone. The following scene then took place.
CP worker: Happy Thanksgiving!
Me: (Crossing my arms and sternly looking at her.) For YOU it is.
Get it? She probably thought I was an Apache or something and I threw it back in her face! Mwhahaha. It immediately became awkward as she suddenly was speechless with a look of horror on her face like she deeply offended me. My sis was cracking up and, I think, embarrassed at the same time. Comedy gold will do that to you.
Good thing I didn't try go to the concierge and ask if the blankets were diseased or tried to have the single tear falling down from my cheek (See video below). Things might have turned ugly.
Anyway, happy raping/pillaging of the proud native people of this land! I mean, uh, ...Happy Thanksgiving!