Happy Halloween, bitches! It's officially today, of course. But, most revelers celebrated over the weekend. As did I. Some great costumes out there. Some lame ones. I fit somewhere near one of those lame ones. It's never been a holiday that I get all stoked for. I know people who plan outfits months in advance. I always throw something together at the last minute. Sometimes fun and cool. Often easy and stupid. Just like my ex-girlfriend. Take it easy, I ain't saying which! Here are some outfits from years previous. The first one here was back in '96. My room mate at the time did the horror make up for me and 4 other guys. We all waited tables at this restaurant and went as the "undead waitstaff". We wuz a big hit! The second was an easy costume that I did for 3 different years. I'm dressed as "The Crow" of the movie and comic book fame. My make up was more from the comic, but people got the idea. The 3rd shot here was from a couple of years ago. Yeah, I was big pimpin. I wanted something quick and easy. I ended up going to a costume shop and spent a crap load on that pimpin coat! Oh well. I figured I could use it again. I did again last year, but added an afro to be a little different. Which leads us to this year.
I went out Saturday night with a bunch of friends to a party and then a few bars. One of my friends of the female persuasion made a funny point. She said how Halloween brings out the whore in girls. And she's right. And I love it. I saw girls dressed as cops, nurses, soldiers, school girls, and vampires. However, they were curvaceous cops, naughty nurses, sexy soldiers, stimulating school girls and vixen-y vampires. Short skirts, blouses open to reveal ample bosoms. Pant. Pant. Pant. I LOVE HALLOWEEN! WHORE IT UP, LADIES!
Okay, I'm settled. Though I'm still thinking about the 2 hot cop girls. I kept trying to get them to arrest me. I even had my own handcuffs on. Oh, my costume? I decided to recycle the pimp outfit again, but I wanted to do a twist to it. I had a bunch of wigs from my sketch comedy group. I decided to try to be an undead or zombie pimp. Didn't really work out the way I wanted, but I thought I looked funny and it would at least get a laugh. Yeah, that's me. Nice jeri curl/mullet wig, eh? I kept telling people I was different things when they asked. "I'm Eddie Murphy in A VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN" or "I'm Michael Jackson between takes when he was shooting the THRILLER video" or "I'm undead Rick James, bitch!" That's my friend, Senta, dressed as Violet from WILLIE WONKA. I just pretended that she was one of my undead bitches that I choked and that's why she turned blue! My friends, James and Natalie, were going as vampires. We met at their apartment cuz that's where they have sex, uh, live. They were having trouble keeping their teeth in and ended up just giving up. Natalie still looked very goth hot (see pic) with her make up and black wig, so I suggested she could be one of my undead bitches too! I know they dead, but they better have pimp daddy's money!
It made me laugh how a lot of people were dressed as things that should have some gruesomeness, but refused to go all out so they could still look pretty. Halloween's about being something you're not people! Get with it! I was under no illusion that I was gonna pick up the hot cop girls in my wig and make up. I just went out to see people and have fun. And that I did. We ran into some friends at the party and by far, one of my favorite costumes, was what Kim wore. That's her and her hubby, John. He had a pretty funny horsey costume. But, her big breasted, wet t-shirt sash was awesome. Of course, I like the big breasted costume. I love the boobage. Have you met me? And if that doesn't convince you, check out me and my friend, Cynthia. She loves her boobs. Buddha bless her. And, so do I. She always lets me near them. That's a true friend. Good advice, girls. Share your boobs with your friends. They will appreciate it.
I didn't take a ton of pics. Got a great one here of my friend, Erick as Zorro. He kept leaving his "Z" all over the place. Especially on those cute girls dressed as tennis players. They were batting balls on the dance floor all night!
Some friends came by last night on their way to a party. Some sort of vampire themed event. Kami, like my other friends, was having fang issues. But, I got a good shot of her trying to bite Joy. Joy is always willing for a bite. As is evident by this next shot. As you may notice, Joy has a different outfit on there. I made her put her vampire party outfit on. A hint of coy innocence in white with a sexy, sultry blood thirst waiting to emerge. I gotta say though, her best improvised (well, with my suggestion) costume was just in the t-shirt she was wearing.
LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S SUPER JOY!
Look at that commitment to rescue in her eye! Of course, she's only ready to rescue another Stoli O and soda to get all super liquored. And, that's why we're good friends. Also, because I'm Batman. Keep it on the down low.