As you know, I went to Dave & Buster's recently to celebrate the birthday of my friend, Kristin. Yes, we're 10. Eat it, bitches! As you can see, I did so much better than she did when it came to winning tickets! By the end of the our time there, we turned our tickets in and had approximately 900 "points". Yeah. Take that! So, we go into the store to see what's available. Of course, anything good costs a gazillion points. There were some cheap Nerf footballs, candy, pencils, Chinese fingercuffs, key chains, etc.
Big time items were video games, a mini jukebox, phones, and a blender. Yes, a blender. I wonder if there's that one family out there who is honing their Skee Ball skills in hopes of winning this culinary prize. Not realizing that they could buy 20 blenders with all of the money they spend on the games. Curse you Dave & Buster's with your clever marketing ploy!
What did I spend my points on? Some gum, a cap and....hmmmm...what else? Oh yeah. A hooker, a shower and some curly fries. I didn't have enough for the ketchup though.
Anyone want to meet me back there to win more tickets? I need to win my hooker that STD test.