I played "Jimmy Soprano", Tony's half Asian cousin who ran the dry cleaning racket in Iowa. My character wasn't all that bright but was known for his whacking abilities and was feared throughout Des Moines. My tough guy reputation was discovered to be a ruse when I paid a visit to New Jersey. Tony walked in on Jimmy in the bathroom at the Bada Bing! club and saw his whacking abilities. Tony says, "This is what they mean when they call you 'Jimmy the Whacker'?"
Embarrassed and confused, Tony orders his cousin out of New Jersey and back to Iowa. The episode closes out with a close up of a picture of a dead Jimmy in the local Des Moines paper with the headline:
LOCAL WHACK JOB WHACKED WHILE WHACKING
Yeah, I could have had my Emmy with that episode. David Chase killed the episode and burned all copies. And then he sent me a copy of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'".