I finally bought my new laptop. It's a Sony VAIO something something with 2 gigaburps of ramps, 2 gigasauruses of mammary and something called Blue Spray and other technical stuff. See? I know what I'm talking about!
I still need to get an ethel net car (Is that for my hair?) or something and check to see if it's wireless. (Are "cross your heart" bra's wireless?) And I need a new printer. And to transfer data from my old computer. And all sorts of things.
Who wants to do it for me? I'm too pretty to be bothered.