Happy Rosh Hashanah! I once played "Jesus" in Godspell so that makes me an honorary Jew. My friend Kerri dubbed me one years ago when I went home with her for Passover. You can read about that here.
If you need me, I'll be practicing my shofar. I looked up online how to play.
Hint: Don't google "How to play your own shofar" because you will NOT get the results you expect .