Happiest of birthdays to the bestest sister in the whole wide world! I got the best present ever when I found you about 11 years ago with an email that started off saying, "Hey, I think I'm your brother".
What's that? You don't know that story? Well, you can read it in 8 parts all over the interwebs. Check it.
If you've read the story, then you know that I didn't meet my sister Marsha until May 2001. And we've been close ever since. I love her more than anything and can't imagine not having her in my life. And now I have a nephew and niece and awesome brother-in-law that I could have never known. Thank you, sis. For being you and being so goddamn cool. She's one of the most understanding and loving people I know. I don't see her much due to conflicting work schedules (even though she's only about 2 hours away in New Jersey), but it doesn't mean I don't think of her often and wish we spent more time together. She's literally THE BEST!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS! Love you more than Batman.