So…Zombie Babies was made about a year ago and is being released on DVD this week. If you know me, you know I loves me some zombies. But this…whoa. No words. Well, some words. Here’s the official blurb:
“When a local entrepreneur advertises a new, painless late-term abortion method, a group of couples flock to his hotel to take advantage. During their weekend retreat, a freak accident re-animates the fetuses, filling them with a desire for vengeance and a taste for human flesh.”
Now I get it! It’s maybe probably likely something untrue that I’m making up and saying it’s definitely a secret pro-life film funded by the Catholic Church. Or Fox News. Or the mean old nun who used to smack me with a ruler in Sunday school.
Watch the horrible and unfunny trailer on YouTube at your own risk. Meanwhile, I’ll go back to knocking up hot chicks left and right. Um…don’t let them see this.