(To the tune of that Bangles song)
Maximus was born on May 6th
Two thousand eight, that's a gimme
Born to my sister (oh whey oh)
That makes me his Uncle Jimmy.
He's been crawling 'round on all fours
Or rolled around in a baby cart
Then he stood on his feet (oh whey oh)
The walking was just about to start.
Sis got the camera and said
(Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
Walk like a Maximus.