LOST

Episode 1 of season 2 of LOST aired last night.  Check out this link too for some more LOST fun! This is gonna be a rough one.  I am not known for my patience.  I want to know the next part of the story right now!  If you are still listening to just the radio and haven't heard of this show, then get to watchin!  I missed it the first time around last year, but caught the pilot episode over the summer during re-runs.  I was hooked like a hooker on...uh...hooks?  I saw my future after seeing that first episode.  I would have to wait every Wednesday to catch the next episode.  Picking up spoilers left and right since they were repeats.  I prayed to the bit torrent gods and they delivered unto me the entire season 1 onto my life mate...uh..computer.  So, I sat and watched all 24 episodes in 3 days.  I barely slept, ate or went to the bathroom.  I emerged from my room gaunt and ripe as a slab of veal left out in the sun.  I had resorted to using the facilities by opening my window.  Sorry for the unintentional golden opportunity!  Now, I'm gonna be crazy all season waiting until Wednesday arrives.  Like a rabid bunny on smack waiting for it's magic carrot.  So, in between these days, I have come up with ideas to keep LOST in my head. 

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Well, my new show idea.  What if GILLIGAN'S ISLAND took place in the LOST universe?  The Professor would be our young doctor hero, Jack.  The Skipper would be the possible lunatic adventurer, Locke.  Mary Ann would be the enigmatic former con, Kate.  Ginger would be the spoiled brat come dog owner, Shannon.  Gilligan would be the laid back lotto winner, Hurley.  Now Mr. & Mrs. Howell would be difficult.  I suppose they could be the Korean couple Jin and Sun.  Add in a few guest stars and you'd have the whole cast!  Have "The Others" be the Harlem Globetrotters and set up a match for domination of the island!  Drama and comedy ensue!  I mean, those LOST survivors are constantly getting shat upon and there are no light moments.  They need some humor on occasion.  This would solve it! 

Man...I. Am. A. Genius. 

I'm sending my ideas into the networks as we speak.  The new SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON could be the shipwrecked crew of THE LOVE BOAT.  "Isaac" shaking the coconut cocktails on the island. Of course, guest stars galore! THE FLINTSTONES could be in the FAMILY GUY world where "Bamm-Bamm" is always trying to rule the world, "Barney" as the sexually over charged neighbor and "Dino" as the intelligent speaking pet dinosaur.   THE JETSONS in the newly reimagined BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.  Daughter "Judy" the new "Starbuck" and His Boy Elroy as "Apollo".  Of course, Rosie the Robot as a Cylon!  The ideas are endless!  I better get to writing!