I was feeling the cold/flu affects coming on again. I just got over it a few weeks ago! Curse all you sick New Yorkers breathing on me! Grrrrr!!! So, I took a heavy dose of the liquid loving known as NyQuil last night, well, this morning around 6 a.m. I just woke up at 7 p.m. Whoa! Groggy. Out of it. Is that a midget and a poodle at the foot of my bed? Am I hallucinating? What's that smell? Who built a fire on my floor? Why are there Aboriginal tribes dancing around it? Wait...is that Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie making out? And are they nekkid? Yep...oh happy day! Maybe I'll go join them...
(Crashes to floor with loud THUD!)
Hey, I just woke up. Why am I on the floor? Who ate my roast beef sandwich? Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Probably ran off with that little bitch, Waldo. I think I need to...wait...is that Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie making out on my bed naked? I better go join them...
(THUD!!!)
Next time you get sick, just call. I'll fly out and make it all better, just like I used to. :)
Posted by: holly | January 06, 2006 at 11:57 AM