Tonight is the last show for HomeGroan and the Goblet of Fire! I'm sure you're sick of seeing those same graphics over there. Get over it. Just come see it! For those of you who have, thanks! And for the slackers who have not, I expect you all there tonight! Don't make me hunt you down and cut you! I'm not opposed to kicking the boys in the beanbag and the girls in the baby maker! Some people I talk to actually give me excuses as to why they can't or wont come. "I am having a baby", "I hate you and stop talking to me!" and my favorite, "I saw the last show!" Let's talk about this one. Guess what, bitches? THAT'S NO EXCUSE! I am particularly perplexed when this statement comes from people in the theater field. Each set of shows is different. This current one, HomeGroan and the Goblet of Fire, is different from the last show in May titled HomeGroan: Another Bad Idea. Or the show we did in March, HomeGroan: March Madness. You get the idea! We may, on occasion, repeat a number or 2, but that is rare. So, if you saw the March or May show, THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! I tried to explain this to a theater friend recently. "If you are currently performing in RENT, it would be like me saying that I just saw you in SWEET CHARITY. Not the same thing." They kind of got it. And, I gotta say, I am almost more excited about people seeing stuff that I have written and not just the performing. Though, I realize the performing brings them in more. Seeing me as Lil' Kim brought them in droves! Last chance tonight! Be there!
My birthday is this Friday, December 9th. I usually advertise a month in advance, have fliers, massive emails, websites, billboards, etc. I was a bit behind in the party planning stage this year due to my show and going out of town for Thanksgiving. I have the party place all picked out. If you've been to any of my past bashes, you know how much fun will be had. 
I've had swing dancing, many kisses, clowns, boob grabbing, lotsa drinks, belly dancers and yes, strippers. It's always a fun mix of my various groups of friends. Yes, I'm that popular that I have various groups of friends. Come and be part of the craziness. 
Here's the info!
JIMMY'S BIRTHDAY JAM! - Friday, December 9th at 8 p.m.
Where: LUXIA 315 W. 48th St. (b/w 8th & 9th ave., closer to 8th)
Dinner is at 8 p.m. but if you are too cheap to eat with me, then just show up around 9:30 or 10:00 p.m. for drinks. Soon to be followed by much debauchery. I'm sure we'll take it elsewhere later. Perhaps ending at some sort of "gentleman's" venue. That's what they tell me. I, of course, would know nothing about that! It's the first big holiday to kick off the holiday season! Do it right. Do it with me. Wait...that sounds like..well, hey...maybe I will get a good birthday present after all! Speaking of...I'm not going to pretend that I don't like gifts! If you must, and oh you must, I am one of those rare few who actually like gift cards. Just so ya know! Oh, my age? You'll have to beat it out of me. And you know daddy likes that.
2 big Jimmy events in one week! Can you handle it? I think so. Hope to see you at both!
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