Old People + Drinks= Comedy Gold!

I had a couple of old people sit at the bar while waiting for their table. They were probably in their 60's or so. They sit. The gentleman orders, "Campari and soda." I reply, "And for you ma'am?" She ponders for what seems like a full minute, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......well....I better have the same thing. I haven't had a thing in my mouth all day!"

Uh...

I took a beat and resisted the temptation to respond. Too easy. Then, she continues, "You got nuts?"

Whoa.

I had to quickly walk away before bursting into laughter. I know. Childish. But funny! They call 'em oldies, but goodies for a reason! Here's to more sauced up septuagenarian gems!

Cheers!

Comments

[ZiggyNJ]

I don't know if I would have been able to pass up saying something to the "nuts" comment.