MOVE!

Ever noticed how some people just sit on steps, stand in front of a doorway or staircase and then get annoyed when you are trying to get through? What the hell? YOU'RE the one standing in front of a door. YOU'RE the one sitting on steps. YOU'RE the one at the top of the staircase.

I love seeing them behind a glass door, just standing in the way and talking to someone. Then I bust the door open and knock them over. "Oops. I'm sorry. Did I hit you with the door that opens out?!" Don't act like I did something wrong. MOVE! Or when they are sitting on steps and wont move. "Oops. Did I step on you? Yeah..they're called STEPS. If you're on them, you're one of them!"

As my boy Ludacris says," MOVE, BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!"

Comments

[ZiggyNJ]

Something along those lines that I encounter a lot is people who think they are helping by holding doors open but neglect to realize that their arm is now across the doorway and I can't get through without playing limbo. I appreciate the gesture but you have just made it that much harder for me to get through the door.