I just saw Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. I know. A little late. I missed it in theaters,but bought the DVD because I heard good things. Starring Robert Downey, Jr., Val Kilmer and Michelle Monaghan. The boys are brilliantly funny in this. It's an homage to the old 40's crime thrillers, but with a humorous twist. Dark humor that is. Michelle is great as the femme fatale caught up in all of the hullabaloo. Loved it. Rent it. Buy it. Just watch it.
I feel I owe the movie an apology though. Since it came out, I assumed it was based on the comic book of the same name. It's not.
And, I didn't read the comic book. So, here I am. Talking out my ass about 2 things of the same name that I hadn't seen or read. I kept talking to people about how a lot of movies are based on comic books that they wouldn't realize. Road to Perdition. A History of Violence. And I always included Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Yes, I'm an idiot. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary and what will you see? No, not my picture. But, the definition of the word "idiot". Which I am. Well, just in this case. We all know I'm tragically genius.
I know you were all waiting for me to make a joke about the title. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Like how that's the story of my life. Meet a girl and follow my motto. Hit it, get it and quit it. Which loosely translated from Sanskrit means "kiss kiss, bang bang." But, I wont demean you, the reader, to such a base level of humor. I'm way above that and so are you.
Oh wait...I just did. Oh well.
Kiss kiss, bang bang this, bitches.
Three words, bro: Told you so.
Wait, I need more than three. Now go and watch that other DVD that everyone told you about. PROFIT.
Three more words: Watch it ****counts on fingers**** bitch! ;-)
Posted by: Josie | August 24, 2006 at 07:58 PM
did josie just call me "bitch"? :P
Posted by: jimmy | August 25, 2006 at 09:26 AM