I told you I was going to see it. Didn't I? And I bet you're going as well. Don't be ashamed. If predictions are accurate, everyone's going.
I went with some of my peoples. And these girls were our dates. That's right. Top that, bitches!
Oh yeah. How was the movie? Well. It had snakes. On a plane. And 2 + 2 = 4. Get it? This wasn't some foreign film with subtitles. Some arsty Ang Lee flick. Nope! I'm not going to spoil it for you. But, really, doesn't the title already do that? I'm just gonna say that it's so bad that it's good. Funny in places it probably didn't mean to be. From start to finish. Not really scary. Just funny and campy. People get bit all over. In spots on their person that will make you uncomfortable. Yet, it's still funny! And, when Bad Mother Fucker Sam says that now infamous line, don't be surprised if you find yourself cheering and clapping. Seriously.
I'll leave you with this precautionary poster. Should there ever be reptiles of any sort on your aircraft, you'll thank me for it later. For now...just go.
GO SEE THE MOTHAFUCKIN' MOVIE!
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