Sunglasses Indoors

I get it. You honestly think you look cool when you are wearing sunglasses indoors. Guess what? You're the only one who thinks that. You're not a celebrity. Nothing like Angelina Jolie over there. Celebs are trying to mask their look and hide from the prying paparazzi. No one thinks you are someone. Well, they think you are someone who is a tool. No one's even trying to get a picture of you on their phone to put on their MySpace. Unless they want to emphasize what an idiot you are. And no, not even the colored ones are okay. Sure, they are lighter and fashionable,but still...you look stupid. Seriously, I'm trying to help here. Don't do it. I went through that stage once. I really thought I looked cool wearing sunglasses inside. Of course, I was 12.

If you're suffering from blindness or have light sensitivity, then you are exempt. If your suffering from idiocy, low self esteem, and a higher sense of self worth, then you are not. Take them off! 

This goes for sunglasses at night too.

Thanks a lot for that one, Corey Hart. You're an asshole.

Comments

[Emily]

I agree, nothing annoys me more... except maybe people that don't hold doors. Sorry... I just had a bad trip to the mall :)