Yeah, I know. What with the Gary Larson strip over there, you'd think I'd be bitching about jerks in this post. You'd be half right. There are a ton of jerks and assholes in this world. We're surrounded by them. Some of your friends are them. Maybe I'm one to you! If so...EAT IT!
Calm down, I was just joshing! Sure, people suck. And suck often. But, then, you got the good ones. I was in a bad mood recently and started chatting with my friend, Melissa. She of the objective and good listener type. Just by hanging and talking, she made me feel better. No, I wasn't magically cured, but she reminded me that people don't just suck. Some people (like her) rock. And rock hard.
As does my friend, Heidi. The other night, I was in a good mood this time and she enhanced it. In a clearly given and taken platonic manner, she tells a group of friends, "Jimmy and I have been best friends for years. We just didn't know it until recently!"
May not seem like much to you, but it was pretty freakin' sweet to hear. And, yes, I've got several good and positive friends out there. You do too. Come on. You do.
To all of the sucky people...keep on sucking, you sucky suckers of suckdom. It's fine. Because the people that rock, will
...ala The Scorpions....
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!
(What? It was either that or Michael Jackson's Rock With You. I think I chose wisely.)
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