Lipstick Lovin'

Yes, I'm going to be lewd. I don't care. Last night, a couple of girls were sitting at the bar. Seriously smoking hot beautiful girls. Having a little dinner amongst the masses during the pre-theater rush. They were really nice, and did I mention sizzlin'? It was crowded, so I went around the other side to see if I could move some seats around to give them more room. They had squeezed in at the end. As I came around, I noticed how they were sitting. Stools pulled in close. One hand on the other's leg. What the....?

OH! They're not friends. They're special friends. Super hot special friends!

After that, the entire staff, both male and female, couldn't stop stealing glances. Little kisses. Feeding each other. So romantic. So cute. So porn star hot! And just like a porn, they started making out and taking clothes off and going at it right at the bar! Hell's yeah!

Okay, the porn part didn't happen. Perhaps in our minds.

They introduced themselves to me and one of them said I made the "best martini" she's ever had. And she drinks many of them. I think that was code for "we want you to come home with us." Yeah, that's it.

Hey, I saw Chasing Amy. If it can work for Affleck, then it can work for me.

Right?

Comments

[Josie]

Jimmy, you watch way too much porn. :-)

[RIchard]

Jimmy, to show equal time to Josie's comment, you don't watch ENOUGH porn!
Buen provecho!

[mike.]

But...it didn't work for Affleck in Chasing Amy. I mean, sure, he hooked up with her (a whole bunch of times), but it never worked out to anything serious, fulfilling, or meaningful. And surely that's what you're really after, yes? ;p