Stormy Weather

My penchant for porn has given me a lascivious reputation. You know you watch it too! Currently, my favorite porn star is the award winning Stormy Daniels. What awards? Duh! Adult film awards! She has starred in such hits as Heat, Space Nuts, The Perfect Stormy, and others. She was also in The 40-Year Old Virgin!

Why am I talking about her? Could it be because she called me on the phone yesterday? Yep! It's true!

My good friend, Unemployed Skeletor, has become an internet phenom with his "Blogs of Evil". Check them out! One of his biggest fans? You guessed it. Stormy Daniels! She's in town performing at a club and contacted Skelly about getting together and being on his show. Sure enough, it happened! Skelly calls me around 4 p.m. and says, "Hey dude. I got someone here who wants to speak to you."

Here's the convo as best as I can remember. (Me in Blue, Stormy in Red.)

Hi jimmy!
Hi! is this who i think it is?
Who do you think it is?
Snow White? No...Stormy?!!
Yes!
(Giggle). Well..uh..hi! How are you?
Good. (To Skelly in background). I love it when they giggle!
Hey! That's a manly giggle!
Oh yes, totally macho! I'm just hanging out with Skeletor. What have you been doing?
Uh...just was running around China Town, chilling. You?
We shot some stuff for his video blog and movie. Things with peanut butter.
Wow. Unemployed Skeletor, peanut butter, Stormy Daniels? What's
better than that?
(Laughs). I know. Hot, huh?
Totally! You rock.
Thanks! Just wanted to say hi. Skelly's told me a lot about you.
None of it's true! Well, some of it. Especially the vampire porn stuff.
(Laughs). Well, have a great day! Talk to you soon! Bye!

I say "Good-bye" and Skelly gets back on the phone. HOLY CRAP! I WAS JUST TALKING TO A PORN STAR! Not a big deal to some of you, but it's every man's fantasy. Well, not talking to a porn star, but it's probably the closest I'll get. We can't all be pimps like Skelly here.

And, just to prove this happened....well...kind of prove it. Skelly had Stormy do a video promo for my podcast, COMIC NEWS INSIDER. You can check that out here! (Scroll down the pics til you get to the video on the bottom!)

Thanks for the love, Skelly. You're alright for an evil bastard!

Comments

[Unemployed Skeletor]

Your welcome :)

[Priscilla]

Brilliance!