Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight! Well, at 2 a.m. actually. So, technically, that's tomorrow. We gain an hour! Woo hoo! Extra sleep!
Last time I forgot. I arrived somewhere an hour early and suddenly I had caused a rift in the space/time continuum. The world was full of zombies and vampires and strippers. Bourbon flowed from fountains. My apartment was walled with $100 bills. The New York Knicks had a winning team and had won the championship for the past 83 years. Jessica Alba was my main girl who loved when the strippers came home to us. I was running the city with an iron fist and all bowed before me.
Wait...why did I leave all of that?! Curses! Maybe this year I'll forget on purpose. Hopefully, the same thing will happen. But, with my luck I'll end up in a world of mediocrity, wars everywhere, high prices, crappy people and working your ass of for the man.
Wait...that's the world I'm already in.
Set 'em back, bitches. Set 'em back.
Time reset. Word.
Posted by: Josie | October 28, 2006 at 10:11 PM