The Dog Whisperer. Cesar Milan. I became addicted to his show on The National Geographic Channel. His mastery over dogs is spooky! As he says, he "rehabilitates dogs and trains humans."
Nice. And like the South Park episode that he "guest starred" on, I use the tactics on people. I AM THE PACK LEADER!!!
The Ghost Whisperer. Jennifer Love Hewitt's show on CBS. Or as I call it, The Boob Whisperer. Every show, she magnificently displays her 2 loves. Oh yeah, and talks to ghosts and stuff.
What could have been the greatest crossover in television history occurred last night. The Dog Whisperer had a guest role (as himself) on The Ghost Whisperer. Holy crap! He's gonna teach Hewitt's character how to deal with the dead dog that hangs out at her house! Awesome!
Nope. He had about 5 lines and was on screen for about 2 minutes. Damn it! I was robbed! Hewitt's character, Melinda, went with a friend to a book signing of Milan's. Briefly asks him how to deal with a dog that wont go somewhere. A room he should go into but she can't. She was trying to get the ghost dog to "crossover." Milan gave his usual advice of being "the pack leader, etc."
And that was it. Ghost dog still didn't go into the light.
You disappointed me television gods. This could have been right up there with The Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island or when The Superfriends were on Scooby Doo. 2 great tastes that taste great together. It was not to be.
I still have hope. When Battlestar Galactica finally reaches earth, maybe then can land on the island where Lost takes place.
It could happen.
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