As you know, my sister's wedding is Saturday and I'm officiating as Reverend Jimmy. Or His Holiness, Lord Master Aquino. Something humble and pious.
I came into New Jersey for the rehearsal dinner on Friday. Except it was just a dinner sans rehearsal. Seriously. We just drank and ate. For some reason, the place where the wedding is tomorrow wouldn't let us have a rehearsal there. My sis knew this months ago, but still decided to get people together for a rehearsal dinner. Good food and company. Nice dinner, but no rehearsal.
Good thing I have most of the ceremony memorized. (Cue organ). "Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life..."
Ah, fuck it. Let's go crazy.
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