Quite often, when I'm bored, I'll randomly text friends and simply type, "Tell me a story". Just to see what they do. Most of the answers are, "Fuck off!", "I ain't got time for your shit!" or "Who are you and how did you get my number?"
On occasion, I'll get the fun little gem. Like this one last night from my friend, Dana.
"Once there was a ninja troll who was very sick because a mean slanty eye girl came and breathed on him wrong."
I just about peed myself. She does this hilarious little kid voice and that's the voice I heard as I read it. Go ahead. Try it! Sure, it's all inside jokes that I ain't got time to explain to you. Though, if you remember, I blogged about "ninja troll" awhile back, have been sick all week and had a girl use her fingers to make her eyes slanty when asking me about another Asian person.
Oh, guess I did have time to explain it to you.
Next time I ask for a story, let's see if you can follow Dana's lead. Or just tell me to fuck off. Either one.
You should text me sometime so that I, too, can have the pleasure of telling you that I don't have time for your shit. ;)
Posted by: Keith W Cunningham | November 27, 2007 at 03:21 AM