As many people did, I sent out a mass Thanksgiving text to everyone in my contact list from my cell phone. Not thinking that I hadn't been in touch with so many people and perhaps I wasn't in their phone any more. Fun to find out who deleted your number! I got quite a few "Same to you! Uh...who is this?" And a few tried to soften the blow at least with "I got a new phone, so I don't know who this is" or "My phone broke and I lost all of my contacts", etc. Yeah, right! Someone even responded with this clever gem. "OMG! How the heck are u sweetie!! Send me a pic so I cld add it to ur number!" Not a bad idea if you have no idea who the person is who sent it! (She first responded with a "Who dis?", so I replied with my name and then got the above veiled attempt to try to get me to help her remember.) Sniff, sniff. I'm not memorable.
I even got a joke or two. Here's one. "Just think....If the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey we'd all be having a piece of ass today." Actually, kind of cute, I thought.
But the winner has to be this baffling yet intriguing text since it made me laugh my ass off. "Is this a tiny bunnie hiney?" I couldn't remember if this girl was a "Furry" and we made it during dress up or what? And would I have really been the "bunny"? What would she have been? The turtle? The hawk? The cow? I guess we'll never know.
Wait...why do I have bunny ears and a cotton tail in a box in my closet...
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