I'll be attending the Royal Wedding later on. I hope Wills has recovered from our debaucherous night out. Not gonna lie, he can hold his own with the bourbon. And if Kate is reading this, the strippers were not his idea. (They were Harry's. Okay, mine too). Though he went along like a champ. Just don't be mad when I show up later with 2 of them on my arm. They'll be classily dressed from the Jaclyn Smith K-Mart Collection. As for me?
See you all there! Look for me on TV standing behind the girl with the big hat. Should be easy to spot.
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